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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu May 23, 2019 2:28 pm

Spike wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 11:02 pm

Will be living "up north" in Delray Beach (AMSL 13) near family in Miami. Such a cool little town! I believe I will be long gone, one way or (probably) the other, well before the inevitable change occurs.


Reminded of this due to last family guy's aired episode which I saw last night, called "Adam West High" aired on May 12th 2019 in the US of A, if you happen to see it come by you might want to keep watching for that part (something relating to Florida picking the president) :)
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu May 23, 2019 2:30 pm

desert_woodworker wrote:
Tue May 21, 2019 12:56 am

"What do you call a guy who hangs around with three Musicians?"
[SPOILER]

"The drummer".
Another re-birth joke from Joe :P
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu May 23, 2019 2:31 pm

ps Happy Birthday Ed, hope Florida has been good to you :111:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Thu May 23, 2019 4:35 pm

fuki wrote:
Thu May 23, 2019 2:28 pm
Spike wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 11:02 pm

Will be living "up north" in Delray Beach (AMSL 13) near family in Miami. Such a cool little town! I believe I will be long gone, one way or (probably) the other, well before the inevitable change occurs.


Reminded of this due to last family guy's aired episode which I saw last night, called "Adam West High" aired on May 12th 2019 in the US of A, if you happen to see it come by you might want to keep watching for that part (something relating to Florida picking the president) :)
I resemble that remark! :lol:

Never watched that show, though

Now that me and Kaya are down here, we will team up with Seeker242 to get picking the president right!

P.S. if the AMSL 3 in your beach town gets worse, we have an extra 10 feet to spare over here (for the time being).

Time being

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Thu May 23, 2019 9:02 pm

Spike wrote:
Thu May 23, 2019 4:35 pm

I resemble that remark! :lol:

Never watched that show, though

Now that me and Kaya are down here, we will team up with Seeker242 to get picking the president right!
:lol:
P.S. if the AMSL 3 in your beach town gets worse, we have an extra 10 feet to spare over here (for the time being).

Time being
We're experts on this subject with 1953 as the tipping point ;)
The Netherlands has, for centuries, dealt with flooding and high waters by developing innovative water management techniques and technologies, and in recent years, other countries have been tapping this Dutch expertise....
https://www.earthmagazine.org/article/d ... -expertise
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Thu May 23, 2019 9:17 pm

U S. response to climate change, under Trump, is a joke. Please say more about how your area is safe, due to the foresight and innovation of Dutch planners.

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Fri May 24, 2019 5:09 pm

Spike wrote:
Thu May 23, 2019 9:17 pm
U S. response to climate change, under Trump, is a joke. Please say more about how your area is safe, due to the foresight and innovation of Dutch planners.
I don't know much hence the provided link, sometimes on the news here it is mentioned that Dutchies go to USAmerica for expertise, not sure under Trump if it lead to something solid, but I remember under Obama there was a lot of interest.
I live on the 7th floor, if there's ever an apocalyptic kind of flood I already envisioned how I'd jump in a little boat and go help beings, then again if I ever see that day this old man would need the helping probably :lol:

One of my favourite paintings (had dreams about this) :)
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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Fri May 24, 2019 6:03 pm

fuki wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 5:09 pm
. . . if there's ever an apocalyptic kind of flood I already envisioned how I'd jump in a little boat and go help beings, then again if I ever see that day this old man would need the helping probably :lol:

One of my favourite paintings (had dreams about this) :)

a-flood-by-millais.jpg
You'd be like the parents in the little boat, you rowing and your mom on the prow, coming to the rescue. But, actually, doesn't the cat have the situation under control? :?:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Fri May 24, 2019 9:06 pm

Spike wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 6:03 pm

You'd be like the parents in the little boat, you rowing and your mom on the prow, coming to the rescue. But, actually, doesn't the cat have the situation under control? :?:
:lol:

Thanks for that vivid image!
Yes, actually in dreams I'm always the cat :cat:
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Wed May 29, 2019 11:22 am

Nothing wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 7:48 pm
fuki wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 3:27 am
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Did not know that your mom knows Steven Seagal :)
Should I get a dna test? :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Nothing » Wed May 29, 2019 4:39 pm

fuki wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 11:22 am
Nothing wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 7:48 pm
fuki wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 3:27 am
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Did not know that your mom knows Steven Seagal :)
Should I get a dna test? :lol:
Depends whether you want to get rich or not :D

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Wed May 29, 2019 6:53 pm

Nothing wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 4:39 pm
Depends whether you want to get rich or not :D
:lol:

Ah no, I'm good with "poor of body but rich in the way" :cat:

ps gotten my "vacation money" yesterday, it's only 600 bucks but it's a day job donating it all to charity,
it sucks to have millions, I mean there would be no time to practise, you'd spend everyday giving money away
or is that not what being rich means? :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Nothing » Wed May 29, 2019 7:41 pm

Nothing wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 4:39 pm
Depends whether you want to get rich or not :D
:lol:
fuki wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 6:53 pm
Ah no, I'm good with "poor of body but rich in the way" :cat:
That could make a good 21st century Zen saying :)
fuki wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 6:53 pm
gotten my "vacation money" yesterday, it's only 600 bucks but it's a day job donating it all to charity,
Money well spend, bravo!
I have "retreat" money only :D

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Wed May 29, 2019 8:00 pm

Nothing wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 7:41 pm
That could make a good 21st century Zen saying :)
It could be timeless couldn't it?
if memory serves it's from Shōdōka or "song of enlightenment" from a translation Huifeng once mailed me, but I don't have it anymore nor can I look it up in the ZFI library,
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I have "retreat" money only :D
"also" dana paramita. :111:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Nothing » Wed May 29, 2019 9:23 pm

fuki wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 8:00 pm
Nothing wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 7:41 pm
That could make a good 21st century Zen saying :)
It could be timeless couldn't it?
if memory serves it's from Shōdōka or "song of enlightenment" from a translation Huifeng once mailed me, but I don't have it anymore nor can I look it up in the ZFI library,

Yes, it can be!
Never heard of it, will check it out.

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Wed May 29, 2019 9:30 pm

Nothing wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 9:23 pm

Never heard of it
Congrats on your enlightenment! :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Nothing » Thu May 30, 2019 9:43 am

fuki wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 9:30 pm
Nothing wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 9:23 pm

Never heard of it
Congrats on your enlightenment! :lol:
Now I can finally spread the word : :mrgreen:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Fri May 31, 2019 5:37 pm

Nothing wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 9:43 am

Now I can finally spread the word : :mrgreen:
:lol:

Good to have you around here lately btw, Larry's on vacation with his wife so you're kind of my replacement larry
though we can keep it a bit more "clean" :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Nothing » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:34 pm

fuki wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 5:37 pm
Nothing wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 9:43 am

Now I can finally spread the word : :mrgreen:
:lol:

Good to have you around here lately btw, Larry's on vacation with his wife so you're kind of my replacement larry
though we can keep it a bit more "clean" :lol:
Probably Larry now is practicing non dwelling on a beach full of women specimen :D

Yes, good clean fun ;)
[SPOILER]

All I want is some Good Clean Fun
All I want is some Good Clean Fun
You can freak out, you can shoot up
You can fall down, you can self-destruct
Just leave me alone
Work hard, play hard, work up a sweat
Stay out of trouble, if you're able
Don't spoil my day
So don't misunderstand what I say
It's hard to say not and not O.K.
Just take the drugs out of sex and drugs and rock and roll
All I want is some Good Clean Fun
All I want is some Good Clean Fun
You can freebase, fall on your face, waste what you got
Don't corrupt my life
Just leave me alone
Drown it in alcohol, I don't care at all
I like list and sexual thrust
I like Good Clean Fun

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:56 pm

:lol:

So that's what the retreat after-party is like, nice! :mrgreen:
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