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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:21 am

:lol:

Bet you always blame the oven :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:25 am

fuki wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:37 pm
the force floweth strong in this One. :lol:
:lol:

The force is useful in the oven but I hope there's not too much in the cellar :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:19 pm

:lol:

Actually I think of repainting it because it seems to attract the wrong kind of crowd lately,
and I don't mean little miss scare-all, she's always welcome :D
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:31 pm

:lol:

How about Lily Munster? :D

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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:44 pm

:lol:

Wish I was a spider :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by Spike » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:45 pm

The little green guy above: "lucky Pierre"! ;)

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:04 pm

Spike wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:45 pm
The little green guy above: "lucky Pierre"! ;)
:lol:

You see Larry, that IS appropiate cellar conduct :P
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:20 pm

Spike wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:41 pm
$300 tow fee seems too high by a factor of 3
Those are probably "brexit" prices, I mean a hotdog bun in London costs more then my rent :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:27 pm

Larry wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:43 pm
desert_woodworker wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:25 am
Suzuki himself did not have the bottom-line.
What is the bottom-line?
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:35 pm

fuki wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:20 pm
Spike wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:41 pm
$300 tow fee seems too high by a factor of 3
Those are probably "brexit" prices, I mean a hotdog bun in London costs more then my rent :lol:
:lol:

But being made one with everything is priceless :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Sat Apr 27, 2019 6:54 pm

Larry wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:35 pm
But being made one with everything is priceless :lol:
:lol:

Next time you visit Amsterdam, I'll buy you a vegan hotdog. (we have shitloads of vegan restaurants, probably second behind vegan capital Berlin) ;)
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Post by fuki » Sat Apr 27, 2019 6:56 pm

or we can just enjoy one at my home where the Universal Oven is "located"
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I just had to get these out here, my Bottom lines are finished now :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:53 pm

:lol:

You've bottomed out. Or, as they say in the cellar, you've reached the bottom :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:57 pm

fuki wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:06 am
then I shut the blinds
:lol:

You've spoilt my view :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by desert_woodworker » Mon Apr 29, 2019 2:38 pm

Larry wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:53 pm
You've bottomed out. Or, as they say in the cellar, you've reached the bottom :lol:
Some say to politicians, "When you've reached the bottom of a hole, stop digging!"

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:53 pm

Larry wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:53 pm
:lol:

You've bottomed out.
:lol:

How dare you accuse me of moonsturbating! :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:03 pm

Larry wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:57 pm
fuki wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:06 am
then I shut the blinds
You've spoilt my view :lol:
:lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by Larry » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:31 am

fuki wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:25 pm
I quoted the entire article under the spoiler tag....How to be a Guru for Fun & Profit
A very useful guide. Already taking action. The cellar will soon be crowded :lol:

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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:53 am

Larry wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:13 am
It is fascinating....and useful....how Joe often stirs us up.

My mother does the same :D
:lol:

Like it says on the saté sauce instructions, "stir until a homogenetic whole"
and please don't add any superfluous ingredients to the sauce, unless it's a pinch of Hindu :lol:
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Re: JOKES

Post by fuki » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:55 am

Larry wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:31 am
A very useful guide. Already taking action. The cellar will soon be crowded :lol:
:lol:

That reminds me of the "oudezijdse voorburgwal 57" in Amsterdam, lots of cellar action and preaching, no vegan option on the hotdogs and buns :lol:
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