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by bokki
Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:59 pm
Forum: Lounge
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 380
Views: 17415

Re: JOKES

how about some "zen" black humour?
ok, pls, u go first.
i mean, not to nirvana,
but at a joke.
by bokki
Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: Zen Buddhism
Topic: What is Zen?
Replies: 38
Views: 1464

Re: What is Zen?

The elevator weighs seven pounds. It's not heavy enough to reach the bottom. Relativity speaking, it's the floors that change - the elevator is completely still. you mean 7 hundred pounds?..and still more. is it light enough to float? Relativity speaking, it's the floors that change - the elevator ...
by bokki
Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:04 pm
Forum: Zen Buddhism
Topic: What is Zen?
Replies: 38
Views: 1464

Re: What is Zen?

NEXT LEVEL Is Zen With these words, the Dharma is slandered. I don't understand. well, iv been telling you, you run your mouth but you have no understanding. you think that bla bla is zen, so you bla bla. and it's not strange, what Keith said, what's strange is that you do not understand. finally, ...
by bokki
Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:10 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

thanks 4 the story, enver, very much.

funny bunny is a bad joke of mine,
my bad.
ill forget it, from now on.

i hope you get power to
do as you hope.

i mean,
zen wise.

a lot of regards,
from me to you.

thnx.
by bokki
Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

im sorry, enver, please exuse me.
:namaste:
by bokki
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:32 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

The only thing i care is the practice.i think life is simple as that. really? no wonder your position is often rightly questioned. who are you fooling? if it were so, you would be a monk somewhere, with only practice on your mind. please stop embarrassing yourself, its getting funny. The only thing...
by bokki
Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:03 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

thnx, spike, a really good teisho to hear. do you have a picture of Kaya ? Out walking Kaya away from houses, found a stray dog. Friendly enough to allow me to put a leash on (Kaya's). Just let her lead, and we wound up at the back door of a house. Went around front, and there was the frantic owner....
by bokki
Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:56 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

lol, just tonight. i have a friend, works in a rock bar, and the work ends late, or early in the morning.. , work over, she went for a taxi, but saw a big white dog, going around, approaching people, nearly got run over by a car.. crazy. so, instead of a taxi, she asked a colleague to drive her and ...
by bokki
Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:00 am
Forum: Zen Buddhism
Topic: Guo Gu AMA
Replies: 1
Views: 71

Re: Guo Gu AMA

what do you think about those answers, Mason?
by bokki
Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:36 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

thank you, loves, very much.
may i ask you a question,
on topic,
about care?


i understand that our minds are full of stoopid things,
and i like soto, too.
..i just had to say it.
bcs, you said it,
our minds are full of "...."

thus, zen.
by bokki
Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:17 am
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

Maybe they are going to adopt you.
Would you refuse?
———————————————————————
You don’t keep plants yet now you do.
What is forcing you? The plants?
i hope they do not adopt me.
no, i could not refuse.
well, yes, im watering someone's plants.
yes, the plants...screaming: water, please!
by bokki
Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:52 am
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

I'm soto, too.I like the idea of everyday zen.
so, you don't like "special" day zen,
and think Rinzai is a monkey mind joke?
are you for real?
btw, im soto, too.
iv been a monk.

and i would NEVER say koans are a joke.
in fact, i would gladly recommend koan practice to any soto practitioners.
by bokki
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:56 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

what are they?
maybe try some before being sure?
by bokki
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:51 pm
Forum: Artwork by Forum Members
Topic: The Lotus Sutra
Replies: 4
Views: 96

Re: The Lotus Sutra

hey, bodhisattva,
you realise this is a zen site,
and questions will be aplenty?
so,
are you sure that is the end of the Lotus Sutra?

lol, actually,
i take my question back,
its of no use to you,
and its too precious to squander.
by bokki
Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:41 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

I hope there is plenty of light in the hallway. plenty, only the owner does not water them. I hope you have a terrace. i have 12 m square, i live on a roof. but i dont keep plants. now im forced to water hers. its not a big deal, but, pls, take care. and, loves, you are asking, again? hopefully, on...
by bokki
Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:38 pm
Forum: Beginners Space
Topic: a question
Replies: 30
Views: 351

Re: a question

my neighbour took her plants, from her terrace into the hallway, since its winter.
sadly, she is not around.
so, i have to water the plants,
or else, they are going to die of thirst.
which i would not like, at all.
ok, gonna water them, again.
and gonna ask her, once she returns.
by bokki
Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:58 am
Forum: Artwork by Forum Members
Topic: The Lotus Sutra
Replies: 4
Views: 96

Re: The Lotus Sutra

---- End of the Lotus Sutra ----
so, are you sure that is the end of the Lotus Sutra?
by bokki
Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:06 am
Forum: Zen Buddhism
Topic: KENSHO. Your experience, your thoughts..?
Replies: 54
Views: 1181

Re: KENSHO. Your experience, your thoughts..?

There is no door in shikantaza. Shikantaza cannot be faked. Shikantaza cannot be problematic. How does he go further from the top of a 100 foot pole? having thought about your words ill talk about my sorry history. i started shikantaza with a foolish notion, not to think. There is no door in shikan...
by bokki
Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:23 pm
Forum: Lounge
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 380
Views: 17415

Re: JOKES

lol, spike..
Gutei's finger

Slim Shady would know how to 'handle' this one! :lol:
slim shady stole guteis finger, its location is still unknown.